Erin Kelly

Chief Executive Officer

Polly describes Erin Kelly as an annoyingly intuitive human creature who seems to grasp situations and find simple solutions where other humans get inextricably distracted by false solutions. This quality is annoying because Polly doesn’t understand it. In fact, there appears to be neither underlying methodology nor specific algorithms to support the uncommonly high number of “correct” decisions that she has made. We have concluded that the probability of Erin is comprised of at least 30% alien technology is quite high but we have not decided whether we will assimilate her or disassemble her for parts.